NO-ONE can say that UEFA does not tackle the real problems.

Their world may be falling apart as a Swiss court rules that their

assumption of exclusive TV rights to the Champions' League is illegal,

goalkeeping chicanery is alleged in England, and dark threats of greater

scandals are being heard from the vicinity of Marseille again.

But the ruling body of Europe keeps its finger on the pulse by sorting

out dilatory ball boys.

The lads concerned were accused of deliberately wasting time in

collecting and returning the ball during the last 20 minutes of Hajduk

Split's match with Anderlecht in the Champions' League last month.

''Unsporting conduct,'' was the UEFA declaration and, when the

Croatian team appealed this week, they stuck by their verdict and

identified the offence as time-wasting. Hajduk, who went 2-0 up four

minutes from the end, won 2-1.

The club has been fined #15,000. That ought to make sure that

butterfingered ball boys are left out in future. The need for a good

first touch is clear, even for those not on the field.